Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
third nipple confirmed
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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