I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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