Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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