It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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