so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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