Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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