Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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