How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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