dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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