just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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