I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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