there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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