My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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