i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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