She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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