I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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