If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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