JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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