He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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