He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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