i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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