i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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