just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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