Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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