no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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