i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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