You really coming over, don't trick.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
