what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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