he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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