I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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