If that was your dad, he is hot
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You can make out without kissing
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