sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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