just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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