I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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