I hope mine doesn't look like that
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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