let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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