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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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