Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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