brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
