No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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