i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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