i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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