she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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