Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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