i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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