dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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