24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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