Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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