What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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