Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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