moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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