Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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