Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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