let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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