I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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