Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Drake has all the answers
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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