please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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