my phone needs a breathalizer
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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