that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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