I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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