I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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