I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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