OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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