Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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