I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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